is your mom at the bar?
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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