I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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