Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
