I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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