I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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