i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Small penises have feelings too.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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