Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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