By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Green mimosas i think yes
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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