its not stalking. its research.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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