Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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