When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
