he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
They have beer where we have blood.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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