It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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