Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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