the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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