So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have post one night stand depression
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