Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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