ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
NoShamevember. You game?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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