I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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