I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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