I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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