You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
