How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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