awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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