yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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