just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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