Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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