i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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