Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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