Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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