It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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