But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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