She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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