It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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