I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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