i dont even know how to be here
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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