it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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