I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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