So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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