Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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