I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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