i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
This gyro tastes like lonliness
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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