I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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