just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
