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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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(801): View more from Utah

You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

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There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

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alright see you in the morning.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.

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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.

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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".

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