We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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