next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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