Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize