the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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