your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He felt like a one man threesome
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
